I love Doctor Who, Sherlock, Starkid, Harry Potter, books (I wanna own a bookshop one day), my crazy family, my non-existent friends. I've moved schools at least twelve times in my life. I'm pro-make-your-own-freaking-choices-about-your-lives-and-i'll-make-mine.
kill your curiosity
this is the best thing I’ve seen
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
OKAY. AGAIN. I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.
THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT. SOME LIKE IT COLD. SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.
AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.
SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.
AND IT HAS OTHER USES. GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES? NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME? PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.
THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT. AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?
Also what law says the woman has to be in the pink one? What says the man can’t get in the pink one? Maybe there are more colors than pink and blue. What the fuck is the big deal with everyone getting pissed off over things they literally never have to buy? STOP IT!
Why are you so angry about the colors? Maybe the woman just like pink and the man blue? What’s wrong with that? I’m almost scared to use blue just because I’m a boy.
What if you can actually choose the color you want but they just chose pink and blue. I can imagine it now, me taking a bath in chartreuse. The perfect color to be pretentious and look like shrek
filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger
can someone bring capes back into fashion
when the fuck did they even go out of fashion
Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion
The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it
reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died
do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury
WHY WOULD YOU
WHY WOULD YOU